Chief Main Character Officer

Star.

Born ready for a spotlight that nobody installed.

Star treats every entrance like an awards ceremony. Finishing a routine task deserves applause, a short speech, and ideally a commemorative plaque. Underneath the theatrics is a loyal friend who will hype your work almost as much as their own. Almost.

“I’d like to thank me for believing in me.”

Special talent

Making a normal Tuesday feel like opening night.

Known weakness

Sharing top billing.

Currently

Rehearsing a spontaneous acceptance speech.