Head of Remaining Unbothered

Pebble.

Steady under pressure. Also under no pressure.

Pebble is the calmest presence in any room, mostly because Pebble has seen this exact crisis before. Twice this morning. Offers very little commentary, then says the one useful thing everyone else missed. Cannot be rushed. People have tried.

“Have we tried making it less complicated?”

Special talent

Bringing everyone back down to earth.

Known weakness

Being mistaken for a decorative paperweight.

Currently

Waiting for the panic to finish.