Senior Vice President of Atmosphere

Nimbus.

Like Cloud, but with a longer email signature.

Nimbus appointed themself senior management after hovering slightly higher than everyone else. Speaks thoughtfully about “the bigger picture,” especially when asked to do a small task. Still surprisingly useful when you need someone to spot trouble on the horizon.

“From my altitude, this feels like a strategic opportunity.”

Special talent

Making an observation sound like a keynote.

Known weakness

Being asked to take the meeting notes.

Currently

Circling back from a higher level.