Head of Snacks & Negotiations

Dumpling.

Bringing a lot to the table. Mostly lunch.

Dumpling believes no good decision has ever been made while hungry. Arrives with snacks, leaves with friends, and knows which conversations should happen after everyone’s eaten. A natural peacemaker, right up until someone takes the last bite without asking.

“I hear you. Counterpoint: lunch.”

Special talent

Resolving tension with something warm and delicious.

Known weakness

“We’ll just work through lunch.”

Currently

Checking the menu before accepting the invitation.